My Dawgs are killing me

September 10, 2010

Being a cat person by nature I am struck by how peculiar the dog park scene is. It’s fascinating. It’s a lot like salon culture. It’s mayhem, it’s serene, it’s frightening, it’s joyful, it’s community, it’s every man for himself. There is a secret code and the secret handshake and a certain type of manners/behaviour [...]

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The Happy Afro

September 3, 2010

Blondes may have more fun, and men may “like it long”, but the afro is a tried and true happy hairstyle. I see it sneaking onto the run ways again, taking a back seat to the ever popular layered bob, but nonetheless picking up momentum. (Afros in Spain) (for some unfortunates, the Afro can make [...]

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Hair Traffic Control

August 27, 2010

Another airport. Another adventure. I sat across a computer charging bar from a young man I’ll call Bob Jr. he sat in the very center of the bar, perfectly positioned with his legs spread wide, leaving no room for anyone to sit on the 5 other stools. He was hunched over, jaw set, possibly drooling, [...]

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Saturday

August 20, 2010

While the rest of the world peacefully sleeps I rise and shine and give god my glory glory. It’s SATURDAY yippee. The lucky people are snuggled down after a late night of mirth and merriment, they have sleepy heads as they snooze alone or cuddle with their beloveds. (table for one) (Maurice and his beloved [...]

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Beauty Prison

August 13, 2010

Due to staggering response to the beauty patrol out-reach program, I felt this topic needed further attention. There are squadrons of discerning men and women coming out in great numbers to help clean up and beautify their communities. Well done people. Here you can see Bob scoping out the next violator. Now it would be great [...]

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The Beauty Olympics

August 6, 2010

Beauty Olympics It’s taken awhile but I’ve finally recovered from my first Iron Man Triathalon. I thought I was in good shape, I thought I had trained hard. I thought I was up for the task. I’ve had 4 massages and some physical therapy and I am still sore. Now I know first hand what [...]

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Fashion faux pas

July 30, 2010

I was at a luncheon at a rather luxurious restaurant this past week and saw more of the usual disturbances while out and about:  mullets, nylon stockings in open toed shoes, teva sandals (yes, they are still spotted leaving the house) tie dye, exposed “roots” in need of colour, ill fitting clothes, velour (what do [...]

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Felony Hair

July 23, 2010

There was such a curfuffle over my last blog i feel the need to delve in deeper to the issue of Hair Crimes. I know a cop or two (i think the more proper C.Y.A. term would be ‘Officer’………………but if you are really drunk and you happen to say ‘ossifer’ and he/she likes your hair, [...]

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Hair Crimes and Misdemeanors

July 16, 2010

I know it’s been awhile since my last blog. I fell into a bit of a K-Hole and feel the need to explain: It’s rather shocking ,even to me, but within a very short time the subscribership had grown to a point that it became necessary  to switch blog hosts (cuz i’ve got some groovy [...]

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Fart Day

April 24, 2010

Around these parts, 7 days is just not enough time to fit in all the beauties who wish to be further beautified or simply maintain their beauty. Long ago the 8th day was implemented at hair world. I applied for a special permit I found on the back of a match book and after taking [...]

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